Engleesh is a phani langwage!!

Olryte, fer d furst tyme, Im posting stuff copied frm sumwere. I couldnt help it, deye were hillarious!! Here r sum notices frm around d world:

In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal towels please, if u r not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed. During dat time we regret u will b unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter lift backwards, n only wen lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move cabin, push button for wishing floor. If d cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave ur values at the front desk.

In a hotel at Athens:
Visitors r xpected to complain daily between 9 n 11 am.

In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of the underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel:
U r invited to take advantage of d chambermaid.

On d menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave u nuthin to hope for.

In an Austrian hotel for skiers:
Not to perambulate d corridors in d hours of repose in d boots of ascension.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may hav a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop ur trousers here for best results.

In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order ur summer suit. Becoz is big rush, we will execute customers in strict rotation.

In an ad by a Hong kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by d latest methodists.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave ur clothes here n spend d afternoon having a good time.

In a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Ad for donkey rides in Switzerland:
Would ya lyk to ride yer own ass?

In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice cream!

In a Bangkok temple:
Is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man, unless she b really a man.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take ur bags n send them in all directions.

On d door of a Moscow hotel room:
If dis is ur first visit to Russia, u r welcome to it.

In a Norwegian lounge:
Ladies r requested not to hav children in d bar.

In a Budapest zoo:
Plz do not feed d animals. If u hav n e suitable food, give it to d guard on duty.

In d office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women n other diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel:
D water served here is personally passed by d manager.

From a Japanese info booklet bout using a hotel AC:
Cooles n Heates: if u want just condition of warm in room, then plz control urself.