Olryte, fer d furst tyme, Im posting stuff copied frm sumwere. I couldnt help it, deye were hillarious!! Here r sum notices frm around d world:
In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal towels please, if u r not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed. During dat time we regret u will b unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter lift backwards, n only wen lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move cabin, push button for wishing floor. If d cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave ur values at the front desk.
In a hotel at Athens:
Visitors r xpected to complain daily between 9 n 11 am.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of the underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel:
U r invited to take advantage of d chambermaid.
On d menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave u nuthin to hope for.
In an Austrian hotel for skiers:
Not to perambulate d corridors in d hours of repose in d boots of ascension.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may hav a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop ur trousers here for best results.
In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order ur summer suit. Becoz is big rush, we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In an ad by a Hong kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by d latest methodists.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave ur clothes here n spend d afternoon having a good time.
In a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Ad for donkey rides in Switzerland:
Would ya lyk to ride yer own ass?
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice cream!
In a Bangkok temple:
Is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man, unless she b really a man.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take ur bags n send them in all directions.
On d door of a Moscow hotel room:
If dis is ur first visit to Russia, u r welcome to it.
In a Norwegian lounge:
Ladies r requested not to hav children in d bar.
In a Budapest zoo:
Plz do not feed d animals. If u hav n e suitable food, give it to d guard on duty.
In d office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women n other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel:
D water served here is personally passed by d manager.
From a Japanese info booklet bout using a hotel AC:
Cooles n Heates: if u want just condition of warm in room, then plz control urself.