Reverie

A few dark streaks
In that field of light......
A thin grey line
Between black and white.

A glistening dewdrop
The autumn leaf adornes;
Those tiny monarchs smile
From their celestial thrones.

An ever-so-soft footfall
On that rarely trodden road,
The sign of life that shatters
The silence hallowed.

She walked through the clearing,
She walked into the haze.
As Nature's echoing chimes,
Trembled in a daze.

Her eyes- they sang a million songs....
Her lips stood painting a smile....
Her curls lay glistening in the mist....
She stood still for a while.

The fine threads of mist grew weary soon,
An illusion drawing to a close;
She never moved an inch it seemed,
Time itself slowed down and froze.

A moment or more, before the sun rose,
The glade glowed heavenly bright.
She broke out from her trance; broke into a smile,
And slipped away into the light.

.....n Iron Man too?

Okayy, in light of d recent n not-so-very-recent movie parade dat i've romped about on in d past couple of months, i'd really really lyk to discuss some of them. im gonna clearly state though, that these are NOT meant to b viewed seriously, n are in no way meant to b directed against d movie industry in any way whatsoever! So here goes.......

Karthik Calling Karthik
U'd really think ur gonna watch sumthin intrestin wen u hear dat d storyline involves a person with schizophrenia in d form oof multiple-personality disorder. Well, reality check: its just a whole load of claptrap abt how sum twisted dude believs he has 2 personalities n decyded to friggin FOOL HIS ALTER EGO by HIDING INFORMATION ABOUT HIMSELF FROM HIMSELF HIMSELF!! Yes, i wrote "himself" twice....coz it makes perfect sense! :-) Here r sum pointers from d movie:
1) Dude loves chick
2) Dude has hot, suave alter ego who calls him (meanin himself) up to help him get chick
3) Chick's a dramatic beyotch
4) Dude sad to hide himself (as alter ego) from her
5) Dude reveals truth
6) Alter ego fucks him (himself) up posin as himself!!! (picture if u will)
7) Dude runs away to unknown area, hidin frm HIMSELF to get rid of his alter ego(himself)
8) Dude tries to come bak wen he thinks he's rid himself of himself!!!!! (WTF???!)
9) dus not work: alter ego's bak, dude tries killin himself (sleepin pills...)
10) movie closes wit dude (fully cured) with chick....n no1 knows how he's cured.....apparently ur sposed to bliv "LOVE" can cure all things....
Need i say more????

Phoonk 2
Shockd dat i've seen dis? Well, our famous quartet of movie-going manioacs hav reviewd dis move too!! N trust me, its opne swell ride!! Believe me, its SCARY-ly shocking! Ur wits vl b numbed by it! Followin d traditional storyline of happy-family-must-b-screwed, it has elements of horror dat left us razzled to d core! M not exaggeratin wen im sayin dat 2 of my frends had gone cold n silent by d middle of d movie n wen i, in utmost concern, nudged dem, all i cud elicit ws a couple of disgruntled groans frm beind d bags dey were using as cover to spare demselvs d horror of d movie's scare tactics! Aww c'mon, dont b too hard on dose poor guys now.....if u'd seen d worst-lookin female in d scariest make-up arrive in pop-down fashion all of a sudden on d giant screen, ud b shakin too!! Altho i must admit, i simply can NOT 4get dis fact: D ghost drove a knife straight thru d father TWICE, i repeat, a friggin GHOST used a friggin KNIFE n drove it thru d father friggint TWICE, yet legendary daddy-o JUST WUDNT DIE!! Now who d hell was d ghost, i ask u!!??!!!! If u hav a gang of movie-scorners lyk i do (srsly proud of u guys), den dis d go-to movie, i swear!!

LSD
Dats ryte, suckers!! We left no potboiler un-watched! Lemme just tell u wat d movie has:
It has 3 stories....d first one abt Love, d second one about Sex, n d third about Dhokha. N dey're all (kudos to d wrold's most twisted criminal-director-mastermind) connected in d weirdest way. Excellent cinematography, i must say, wit d trals of using handycam-shot effects to give a touch of reality to d whole movie. Its d best laffter-riot of d year!
D movie abt Love has a dad who wants his own daughter to star in a movie dat MUST have a mujra item-dance shot at his own place on d occasion of d aforementioned daughter's weddin! Aforementiond father den proceeds to hav his daughter n her lover KILLED when dey elope. Aforementiond daughter elopes wit a cheapskate producer dude n den d pair of fools call up psycho-dad n confess!! Confused enuff yet? dere's more!
D movie abt Sex has a fraud store manager tryin to have sex with a store salesgirl n capture it on viedotape n sell it to help himself get out of a monetary problem wit sum dangerous thugs!! Wait, ders more....
D movie about Dhokha depicts an aspirin dancer tryin to expose a famous popstar for havin offerd her a role in his music video in exchange for sex! Period!
N BELIEVE IT OR NOT, D SADISTIC DIRECTOR HAD D TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOUR TO ACTUALLY CONNECT ALL D PEOPLE IN D 3 STORIES!! Dont u just luv d guy???? We did! N i offishially giv it a 5-star rating as far as d "Fry-Ur-Brain Movie" category is concerned!

Iron Man 2
Tony Stark is God.
Tony Stark HAND-BUILT a large hadron collider at home.
Tony Stark has large enuff home for d collider.
Stark's dad is d father of God.
He left d electronic configuration of an undiscovered element in d form of a map of a park leaving his son (said God) to synthesize it using said Hadron collider.
Ivan Vanko is Devil.
Ivan Vanko is a Russain scientist who: a) loves his bird ("bord") b)hates Tony.
Scarlett Johansson is hot.
Period.



I've also watched "kites" but its wrought my fragile, lil mind so much dat i need another post to relate its entire true form to u. Till then, ciao!

Realms of Fantasy

Catchy title, eh? Nah.....ain't worth a lot though. Its just bn a long time since i announcd my return, n yet hadn posted n e thin n thot dat folks myte b wondering if my "return" just meant i re-learnt how to operate a pc again.
Ah well, here's wats up with me.....im FRIGGIN BORED! wen ur in medical college, dripping enuf sweat to charge up dead batteries for a lifetime, u kno ders sumthin wrong wit ya! so here i am, tryin to let off a teeeeny ween bit of steam thru my blog.......bt believe me, i type so far n its not helpin.
Oh, gezz wat humans, a couple of days bak, i tried a funny thing on my sleeping brother. Dere i was, lyin down on my bed, wid him asleep besyde me, wen i thot to myself "Do humans respond in the same way to being scratchd behind their ears as cats n dogs do?" So i reachd over n tried it on my bro..........n i proudly say "IT WORKS!" my sweet lil lost-in-dreamland brother smiled, elicited wat i inferred was a purr of happiness, tried involuntarily rubbin (*picture, if u will, d "involuntari-ness" of "tryin" to rub*) his face on d pillow, n den dozed off agen. Well, dats it for u non-beleivers den, Darwin was ryte.....we did evolve frm cats n dogs....n , ahem, of course, apes.

Hey, ne of u guys hav proper plans for killin tyme dis summer?? N by proper, i mean RADICAL!!! i need ideas lyke "go pee on mt. rushmore" n such to keep me going! Im fed up tryin to watch movies at home evryday! Which reminds me.....remembr the old gangster movies with the famous word "Capiche"? WEll, when i heard it for d first tyme (mind u, i was much younger), i thoroughly beleevd i had heard "CATFISH".....n i spent a considerable amount of tyme tryin to figure out why in god's name wud Al Capone kidnap a dude, n then tell him, "U gotta pay up within 24 hours or u're dead....catfish?"???!?!?!? With my honest belef in mind, i checkd up d net for a reference......n wound up wit articles on italian cafish n a certain video game calld "conker the squirrel" starring a certain gangster catfish. It was an episode of "Simpsons", believe me, which brought d reality to me in the form of "capiche"!

Well, enuff rambling for nw, if u folks do cum up wid ideas to save me frm a lonely, horrible death frm boredom, do keep sendin ideas!!!! Capiche?

Back with a Bang

Yes, my humongously shocking fellow humans, I AM BACK! N by dis, i do NOT mean to say dat i form a rather considerable portion of ur fat arse, or bottom, as it were. It just means dat i m out of my self-announced sabbatical.......
so, to those who missed me: "Yeah, u can start followin me lyk dumbarses again!"
N to those who wished dey'd miss me forever: "Eat dung! D fun's just starting!"
:D

Ooh, things hav changed in lyf quite a rocking bit....first of all......erm, ahem, Im in college. (*smirk befittin a guy who seems to hav just lost his virginity bt has actually just stepped on a salamander's tail*). Secondly, My views abt d belief dat ppl r dumb has tremendously INCREASED.....so kudos to all d readers to help me prove so!! (haha, u jerks!) Moreimpotrantly, n lastly of cours, my creative juices....(erm, nope, not my juices dat can create life) r being stimulated a lot dese days....so u guys myte b in for sum treats frm now on.
Cheers!