- Roaming about d streets haff-nude n telling complete strangers how to kill whales wid a pen-knife ( it axshully works, d trick is to get d pen-knife posishunnd over da....well, find out urself!!)
- Cleaning up lavatory seats while singin hymns in praise of satan
- Sky-diving frm a mere altitude of 1000 ft. only to fall haffway thru n remembah dat da "skydivin manual" stated sumthin bout d use of parachutes
- Running around d world bank campaigning fer d release of fugitives frm lalbazaar p.s.
- Spending haff of d day online n d oder haff on de line betwn insanity n insecurity
- Experimenting wid biotech n ending up looking sumthing lyk this
n da list continues....