Reacshunzz

Well, d storm's ovva!! D results of our pre-boards r out....n here r sum of d reacshunzz of d various studes of various walks of lyf....

Stud 1:

Srs typo dude who usually ends up topping in his klass. Well, he ends up wid 76 on 80 in chem.....n it transpires dat sum oder dude wid d equally burnin desire fer spendin d lyf-tyme wid books has receivd 78.....so wat duz stud 1 do??? He acshully starts CRYING!!!! Yesh, dere r REAL TEARS flowin frm his groggy eyes....n he sumhow makes it seem as if he's gonna cry out "mamma, i'm coming home" any instant!!(no, we werent hoping fer it, coz dat wud result in d oders wishin to cum home to deir mammas too) i mean, ppl cry wen deir dawgs die or wen dey miss d chance to watch d last haff-hr of d 3rd part of d trilogy of LOTR....bt cry fer chem???? well, u decide his phiuchaar!

Stud 2: During d exams, dis dude was found keepin his eyes glued to his answer sheet, n prolonged veiwin of him led sum of us beleev dat at any moment, dere wud b sparx radiatin frm his head.....such was d concentrashun!! wen d results r out, ol of us lesser mortals rally towards him to kno how he has done...........wid certain grave nods, he replies"Oh...quite well.."...we reply "well???..." he sez "Well, 54% aggregate....quite good, isnt it?"....

now we aint feelin so well!!

Stud 3: D evva-smiling chaapless individual, who has a stoic way of lyf....no amount of disgrace is enuff to shame him.....he sold dat quality to stud 1 in his diaper days....

He keeps smilin at his papers....n wun glance at dem shows us dat he's failed in 8 of d subjekts.......on being given condolensces, he sez" Wat r ya sad fer???? Dese mks r more dan wat i got in d class tests!! Now pop's gonna buy me d new bicycle i've been dying fer!" we leev him to die fer d bike.....

Stud 3: He receivs his computer paper....dances bout in joy fer sumtyme seeing dat he's obtained 87...den realizes dat d name on top of d sheet sumhow strikes him as odd....as if not in collaboranz wid wat his parents had fixed fer him....den he realizes dat d name's not his at ol.....he returns d copy to d teechr n takes his own.....sees 7 written on d top....n starts dancing bout in fury, lettin off selekted abuses at d teechr fer not being able to surmise his genius.

Stud 4:Keeps his fingers stuffd in his ears wen d papers r being distributed...sez dat he "dont wanna kno how every one has done"....wunce he gets d paper, howevr, he livs against his filosofy n movs bout askin everywun deir mks.

Stud 5: Roams bout d corridors of d 3rd floor, groanin n sighin at intervals, lookin at d burnin sun outside, tryin to engulf his sorrow in d golden drops of snlight, n keeps his head low. D reezn?? He has receivd "only" 93 in maths n 89 in scienz, n now seems to b facing a dilemma bout wether he'll b gettin scienz in klass 11 or not! Sheesh....if I were u, pal, i wud hab been concentratin on wethr i'd land up wid my best frends in my scienz klass in 11 !!